Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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