I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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