After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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