There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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