I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
