Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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