On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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