how can u be prego again
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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