I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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