you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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