she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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