i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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