his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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