who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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