He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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