So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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