You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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