maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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