Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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