covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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