So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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