I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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