ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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