Cold hands, warm shart.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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