I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My life is pants optional.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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