yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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