Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
where are my eyebrows?
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