All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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