So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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