The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize