I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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