He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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