I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I bet he comes in French.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
How does one acquire holy water?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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