good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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