I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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