No, you can still breathe under the balls.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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