Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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