another moral hangover. fuck.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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