i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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