Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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