I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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