I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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