Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
3pm strippers are depressing
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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