david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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