The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We left the knife in your bed.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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