Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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