so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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