He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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