Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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