You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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Blame the bisexuality and move on?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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