they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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