At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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