u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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