someone owes me an orgasm
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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