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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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