no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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