How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I made him laugh his dick is mine
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.